In the beginning was the Word
The word was with God and was God
He created all and loved all
And would become the saving rod.
He made man in His own image
And created woman from Adam’s rib
All was well and calm in the garden
But still God appeared to be glib.
Though work was done on day six
Man appeared too stiff in his heart
So God, with his almighty power
Touched Adam’s tummy, and created the fart.
The first toot was heard all about
After Adam ate from a certain sprout
He spun around at the sound
Only to smell a horrific smell all around.
This same thing happened again
Only hours later when Adam was asleep
Only this time it came from the sleeping Eve
And it woke up all of the sheep.
No one had uttered yet a laugh
But in Heaven God could only start
His laughter like a child’s
Because only a child could invent the fart.
On a particular bright day in Heaven
Lucifer came to our Lord to ask
“God, why do you love such smelly creatures?”
The Lord replied, “Pull my finger,” and handed him a mask.
On the first day of the next week
Eve was picking fruit
When a loud noise rumbled through her
Only seconds later she smelled poop.
Adam heard the fart from the house
And called to Eve from his toes
“I heard that!” He laughed out loud
As Eve plugged her nose.
God’s creation had found laughter
While our Lord in heaven looked down with joy
Little did He know the sons of Adam
Would use the fart as their favorite toy!
I don’t care how old you are or how “mature” you think you are, the toot is a hoot! God love you!